I had a Dr.’s appointment earlier today. No big deal…just some routine stuff. The Dr. was a Danish woman who was very comfortable speaking English with me (which is so appreciated).
At any rate, part of the visit included a breast exam and I guess this came as a surprise to Dr. Darling, because when I mentioned it the reaction was: “The Dr. actually squeezed your breasts?!”
To which I replied, “Well yeah…I thought *somebody* ought to be doing it.”
Dr. Darling does not appreciate me to joking about sex, which basically means I can pretty much count on not getting any this weekend.