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Oct 17 2005

Gawd I LOVE The Onion!

This little beauty courtesey of their "American Voices" feature:

(The last one is my personal favorite!)

Monday, October 17, 2005

Harriet Miers Nomination

Bush’s Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, his longtime associate and current White House counsel, continues to draw criticism. What do you think?

Young Man

Landon Miles,
Accountant
"It just goes to show that, in America, anybody can grow up to be a lavishly rewarded sycophant of the president."

Young Woman

Anna Green,
Systems Analyst
"Hey, the president has to go with who he knows, and apparently he was too busy hoovering up Bolivian marching powder in his Ivy League schools to make any valuable contacts there."

Asian Man

Bruce Jacoby,
Tailor
"We should all just feel grateful that Bush apparently doesn’t have a favorite TV show that features any lawyers."

Feed my ego!

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