I haven’t posted much in the way of political views lately because, well, the current state of the U.S. government is just too sad to even comment. But this article in a recent issue of The Onion made me laugh outloud so I figure I’d share the link at least.
President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals
WASHINGTON, DC—In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.
President Bush announces his plan to manage the numerous scandals of his administration.
"Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion," Bush said.
The centerpiece of Bush’s plan is the Department Of Corruption, Bribery, And Incompetence, which will centralize duties now dispersed throughout the entire D.C.-area political establishment.
Read the entire article here.