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Dec 07 2006

UPDATE: Farty McRipperton GROUNDED

As if she hasn’t suffered enough embarrassing trauma already, the news stories circulating today are indicating that the gassy lady who forced a flight to Dallas into an emergency landing this week has been BARRED from flying on American Airlines for an undisclosed amount of time.

Flatulent passenger grounds flight

I searched the American Airlines website for a news release on this matter but couldn’t find anything.  I thought for sure that something would appear in the Passenger Information section at least. You know the kind of thing I’m taking about; regulations for carry-on luggage, restrictions on liquids that may be taken on board, advice for travelling with children, etc. Surely "Tips for Flying with Righteous Gas" would be a natural topic to add?

Feed my ego!

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