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Dec 11 2006

VP Halliburton to be grand-dad again…

I’ve always found it deliciously ironic that one of Dick Cheney’s daughters is an uncloseted lesbian.  I figure being a key player in an administration that regularly endorses discrimination against your own child must be a special kind of hell.  It might even drive you to shoot a friend in the face.

The Onion seems to be enjoying the irony, too. Here’s a sample of a recent American Voices poll:

Monday, December 11, 2006

Cheney’s Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

Vice President Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?

Old Man

Marvin Sayles,
Systems Analyst
"I bet it’s a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter’s lesbian phase is finally over."

Old Woman

Frieda Smith,
Personal Trainer
"God, I hope the father is black."

Asian Man

Roger Warrens,
Framer
"It’s deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can’t love."

Feed my ego!

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