Dec 27 2006

Farty McRipperton rides again!

Evidently cutting the cheese in confined spaces is a sure-fire way to end up in the news.

First there was the woman who forced an American Airlines flight into an emergency landing by lighting matches to cover the stench of her gas problem, and now there’s a guy in Nebraska facing a felony assault charge for farting in close proximity to his cell-mate in the Lincoln County Jail.

I’m guessing that neither one of these people regularly share a bed with spouse/partner/significant other and therefore has not been de-sensitized to this issue courtesy of the Dutch Oven phenomenon.

Feed my ego!

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