The BBC’s Channel 4 has determined that Angelina Jolie is the sexiest person EVER, to which I can only say, "Well Duh!"
Here’s a link to the story from The Guardian Limited (so you know it MUST be true) followed by the aforementioned gratuitous photo.
Jolie outdoes Elvis and Monroe as sexiest ever
Angelina Jolie, 31, has been named the sexiest individual in history, coming four places above her other-half, Brad Pitt, 43.

(And yes, this particular shot did inspire daydreams about being Brad’s left hand…is that so wrong?!)