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Apr 03 2007

If you can’t say something nice…

(I think the hairstylist with the atrocious ‘do from The L Word has a counterpart in Helsingborg, Sweden.)

Actual conversation with co-worker this morning:

Shazz: Oh!  You got your hair cut.

Newly Shorn Colleague: Yes!  I have a friend who’s a hairdresser and he invited me over for dinner last night…

Shazz:  So he’s a hair stylist who cooks? Does he have a boyfriend?*

*I’m allowed to ask this question for the same reason black people are allowed to call each other the “N” word.

Conversation I wanted to have with co-worker:

Shazz:  Oh!  You got your hair cut.

Newly Shorn Colleague: Yes!  I have a friend who’s a hairdresser and he invited me over for dinner last night…

Shazz: And he let his four-year-old cut it?

Feel free to add your own witty retort in the comments.

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