Shazzer: How is that we did laundry four days ago and there are six pairs of your underwear in the load I washed tonight?
Dr. Darling: I had on a pair of new ones Monday morning, and then I remembered that I didn’t want to work in them.
Shazzer: Okay, that would account for one extra pair.
Dr. Darling: The other ones were ripped off me while having sex with my lover.
Shazzer: Oh really? Then why isn’t she washing them?