Daily Archive: March 5, 2008

Mar 05 2008

From the cunning linguists at The Onion:

“A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle.” Idiom shortage leaves nation all sewed up in horse pies I don’t know about you, …

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Mar 05 2008

Sex Toys Finally Legal in Texas

“An appeals court overturned Texas’s ban (on sex toys), forcing the state to finally accept that if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.”   Sex Toys Are Finally Legal in Texas And just in time for Dubya’s return to the ranch! (Snork!)   Original Entry

Mar 05 2008

Vermont towns vote to arrest Bush and Cheney

"Voters in two Vermont towns on Tuesday approved a measure that would instruct police to arrest President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney for “crimes against our Constitution." Hey, it’s the thought that counts!   Vermont towns vote to arrest Bush and Cheney   Original Entry

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