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Jun 28 2008

Salad wars

Shazzer (viewing a TV ad for canned corn): Who the hell puts corn in a salad?
Dr. Darling: Oh I think it’s fairly common.
Shazzer: I NEVER put corn in a salad.
Dr. Darling: I’ve noticed.
Shazzer: Are you saying that you’ve spent the last six years eating my salads and thinking that the corn was missing?
Dr. Darling: Pretty much.
Shazzer: Maybe you’d like to take over the salad-making for the next six, then?
Dr. Darling: I don’t miss the corn THAT much.

 

Feed my ego!

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