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Oct 01 2008

It’s a small world after all!

From The Onion (America’s Finest News Source):

Palin Brushing Up On Foreign Policy At Epcot

And this gem:

Churches Illegally Endorse Candidates

Thirty-three pastors in 22 states are in danger of losing tax-exempt status for their churches after endorsing a candidate from the pulpit. What do you think?

Young Woman

Rebecca Landsman,
Systems Analyst
“I’m glad I have no idea who my vehemently pro-life, anti-gay-marriage, anti-stem-cell-research, pro-intelligent-design pastor endorses.”

Black Man

Bill Norris,
Computer Programmer
“I, for one, enjoyed my pastor’s fiery reading from the Drudge Report last Sunday.”

Young Man

Bob Valchek,
Teacher’s Aid
“Great, now I have to sit through more boring sermons about God and faith.”

 

Feed my ego!

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