From The Onion (America’s Finest News Source):
And this gem:
Thirty-three pastors in 22 states are in danger of losing tax-exempt status for their churches after endorsing a candidate from the pulpit. What do you think?
“I’m glad I have no idea who my vehemently pro-life, anti-gay-marriage, anti-stem-cell-research, pro-intelligent-design pastor endorses.”
“I, for one, enjoyed my pastor’s fiery reading from the Drudge Report last Sunday.”
“Great, now I have to sit through more boring sermons about God and faith.”