I know the amount of state and federal financial aid available to help U.S. college students has been in serious decline since I graduated from university, but has it really come to this?!
The coed in question is trying to finance a Master’s degree in “family and marriage therapy”, and according to the article, she got the idea after her sister earned enough money to pay for a college diploma by working as a prostitute for three weeks. Why am I not surprised?
And now if you’ll excuse me, I must go prepare for the deluge of cheeky comments about how my maidenhood would only have fetched enough coin to cover an Underwater Basket-Weaving class at the local adult learning center.