Dr. Darling: It’s a little weird to come home from work and find you pants-less in the kitchen taking pictures of a gin and tonic.
Shazzer: I’m in a hurry because the Titanic-shaped ice cubes are melting really fast.
Dr. Darling: That doesn’t explain what happened to your pants.
Shazzer: I had to whiz when I got home from the grocery store, and since I was planning to change anyway, it was just as easy to take them off as it was to pull them back up.
Dr. Darling: And you just forgot to put on another pair?
Shazzer: Well, I had to get the groceries unpacked and into the fridge.
Shazzer: Now you’re following! Can I make you a drink?
Dr. Darling: Yeah, I think I’m going to need one.