Dr. Darling: Ouch!
Shazzer: Sorry Sweetie.
Dr. D: Why do you always have to hurt me?
Shazzer: Because I'm a klutz. I don't do it on purpose, unlike someone else I know.
Dr. Darling: Hey, I'm always "Yentl" with you.
Shazzer: That may be, but you do seem to take perverse pleasure in causing me pain. You get positively giddy whenever I have a splinter.
Dr. Darling: That's true. Maybe I'm into SMS.
Shazzer: Are you kidding? I had to bribe you to carry a mobile phone, and when you do send a text, it's usually a single word. You are so NOT into SMS.
Dr. Darling: I got the letters turned around, didn't I?
Shazzer: Definitely. But I'm willing to try straightening them out with you later.