My colleague Eliza is currently on maternity leave with her second child. (And yes, the mini-laptop I won last year is named after her…she’s the one who entered me in the contest.) So she’s been at home with an infant and a two-year-old for a couple months now, and based on the e-mail she sent to me and our third musketeer, Anna, this afternoon, I think she’s craving a little adult company.
“SO… I just happen to have some coupons for Subway and I need to dine with entertaining people who will not throw up on me, head for my jugs or take a dump during the meal.”
I responded that I could definitely commit to points 1 and 3, but was kind of disappointed that her jugs were off-limits.