“Honey, how about if we pick a weekend sometime soon and spend it acting the way we did *when our love was new*?”
“Can it be one when I’m scheduled to work on Saturday?”
“Oh nice. Can’t handle the idea of a whole weekend of ‘luvin’?”
“I could send you ‘luvin” text messages from my route.”
“That doesn’t count.”
“Because I couldn’t even get you to carry a mobile phone until late 2007.”
“Oh yeah. I guess our love was already pretty old by then.”
*The phrase we use to reference the early days of our relationship when we couldn’t keep our clothes on or our hands off each other.