Dr. Darling: Honey, it’s my anniversary.
Shazz (frantically searching mental memory bank): It is? Oh, you mean since you defended your thesis and got your PhD?
Dr. Darling: Yes, it was 10 years ago today that I became a “doctor.” Though a lot of good it’s done me.
Shazz: You’ve been my favorite doctor ever since, Sweetie.
Dr. Darling: Well, that’s just because I’m the only doctor who doesn’t poke you.
Shazz: Yeah, that’s totally backwards. You should feel free to do a lot more of that.